Book Soup

I saw this on another blog yesterday (sorry for not giving proper credit. I forget where I saw this). It’s a list of “must read” books from the National Endowment for the Arts. According to the NEA, the average American has read only 6 of the 100 books. I was that geeky kid who was happy to hang out at home on weekends and read, and I was an English major in college so I’ve probably read more than the average reader. However, I’m embarrassed to admit that there are some serious gaps in my list. A couple of years ago I realized I’ve never read Catcher in the Rye. I bought a copy but it’s still in my stack of books to read.
How did you do? And are there books on here that you think shouldn’t be? Are there books missing?
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The instructions for passing this list around are as follows:
1. Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2. Italicize those you intend to read.
3. Underline the books you love.

  1. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
  2. The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
  3. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
  4. Harry Potter series – JK Rowling
  5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
  6. The Bible
  7. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
  8. Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
  9. His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
  10. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
  11. Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
  12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
  13. Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
  14. Complete Works of Shakespeare
  15. Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier (Yes, Lesley, I did love this book and probably wouldn’t have read it if you didn’t recommend it!!)
  16. The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
  17. Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
  18. Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
  19. The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
  20. Middlemarch – George Eliot
  21. Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
  22. The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
  23. Bleak House – Charles Dickens
  24. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
  25. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
  26. Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
  27. Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  28. Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
  29. Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
  30. The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
  31. Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
  32. David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
  33. Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
  34. Emma – Jane Austen
  35. Persuasion – Jane Austen
  36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
  37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
  38. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
  39. Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
  40. Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
  41. Animal Farm – George Orwell
  42. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
  43. One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  44. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
  45. The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
  46. Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
  47. Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
  48. The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
  49. Lord of the Flies – William Golding
  50. Atonement – Ian McEwan
  51. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
  52. I don’t know what happened to #5152 Dune – Frank Herbert
  53. Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
  54. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
  55. A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
  56. The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  57. A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
  58. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
  59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon (I have this in my stack of books to read. In fact, I’ve tried before but couldn’t get through it. I’d like to try again at some point.)
  60. Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  61. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
  62. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
  63. The Secret History – Donna Tartt
  64. The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
  65. Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
  66. On The Road – Jack Kerouac
  67. Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
  68. Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding (I liked this book, but I don’t get why it’s on the list.)
  69. Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
  70. Moby Dick – Herman Melville
  71. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
  72. Dracula – Bram Stoker
  73. The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
  74. Notes From A Small Island – Bill
  75. Ulysses – James Joyce
  76. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
  77. Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
  78. Germinal – Emile Zola
  79. Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
  80. Possession – AS Byatt
  81. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
  82. Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
  83. The Color Purple – Alice Walker
  84. The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
  85. Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
  86. A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
  87. Charlotte’s Web – EB White
  88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
  89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  90. The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
  91. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
  92. The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
  93. The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
  94. Watership Down – Richard Adams
  95. A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
  96. A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
  97. The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
  98. Hamlet – William Shakespeare
  99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
  100. Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

At some point last year, they did add a few more books:

Their Eyes Were Watching God

Zora Neale Hurston’s vibrant novel presents Janie Mae Crawford’s growth from a voiceless teenage girl into a woman who takes charge of her own destiny. (I read this in college and it’s stuck with me since.)

The Joy Luck Club

In sixteen interwoven stories, Amy Tan’s characters—four Chinese immigrant mothers and their American-raised daughters—struggle to connect despite the ghosts and secrets of the past. (I loved this book!! The story is a a very relateable tale of mothers and daughters.)

The Call of the Wild

Abducted from his comfortable home and sold as a sled dog, Buck battles the elements to become leader of the pack. This story of a struggle for survival is an unforgettable adventure. (I think every kid should read this book.)

UPDATE:

I hope the NEA plans to update this list regularly because the more I look this over, the more I’m surprised by some omissions. I probably would have added the following:


• The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair

• White Noise, by Don DeLillo

• Anything by Michael Chabon (yes, Lesley, I know this may shock you!)

• Water for Elephants, by Sara Gruen (C’mon, if Bridget Jones can be on here, a book like this should definitely occupy a spot on the list.

Shut Up, Sit Down and Buckle Up!

I bought a car yesterday. It’s a bitchin’ car actually. It’s a car worthy of a midlife crisis if I were to have one.

It looks just like this. It’s my first convertible, and if I say so myself, I look damn cute in it.

But here’s the thing. It’s been years since I bought a new car and the last time I did, I never had an experience like this. And it wasn’t good. I almost walked out of the showroom a half dozen times.

My husband and I did our homework. We knew ahead of time which model we wanted, which features were standard (and which we were willing to accept and for how much) and, most importantly, we knew what the car was really worth. Forget the sticker price. We knew what their markup was. We knew what we were willing to pay.

In spite of that, or maybe because of that, it had to be one of the most exasperating experiences of my life. Once we committed to negotiating, the battle began. And it was an epic battle.

Our salesman brought out what they call the “4-square work sheet.” If you’ve ever bought a car, you’ve probably seen this. As the name implies, the sheet is divided into four sections. The salesman writes your info at the top with all the car’s info—the make, model and serial number. The salesman also writes the sticker price of the car at the top. Then the game begins.

They try to get as much info out of you as possible—down payment, how much you want to pay each month, if you have a trade-in, etc. Once this was all filled out, they tried to lock us into payments without even telling us what interest payment they were charging. The salesman said, “What do you want to pay each month?” and pointed to some generic payments on the sheet he got from the finance guy. Fortunately, because we priced everything ahead of time, my husband said, “We want to pay X-amount for the car. Period. You can either meet it or not.” Thirty minutes later, they agreed to meet it. But not before telling us how we were robbing them and they weren’t making any profit. Like I care. Then they tried again to lock us into monthly payments without even telling us the interest rate. They wouldn’t answer directly. Finally, we pushed hard and they admitted they just typed in 15% interest. 15%!!! Nope. Try again. I wonder how many people don’t even ask.

After more back and forth, we agreed to a number. Verbally. Our mistake.

Because once we got into the finance room the terms and everything else was different from what the salesman agreed to. Longer terms, higher payments, jack-up add-ons. So we had to start all over again.

Five hours later—no shit, it took that long—we got what we wanted. But it was brutal. The salesman was playing good cop to the finance guy’s bad cop. I was playing good cop to my husband’s bad cop. The salesman was running back and forth to tell the finance guy we said this, then he’d come back and tell us the finance guy said that. It was like the most fucked-up game of telephone I’ve ever played.

They did thank us for being nice about it. I gather that a lot of people go in there terrified that they’re going to get ripped off—and it’s very possible that they are—so they get nasty and mean. I saw a little of that while we were waiting—couples storming out, people yelling at salesmen.

By the time we left the dealership, I had a migraine and was too tired to even take the damn thing for a spin.

I get that they’re trying to make money; we were trying to get the best deal possible. We’re lucky that we can actually do this in this economy, and I know they’ve probably had a hell of a time moving cars off their lot in the past couple of months. We all want the same thing—I wanted the car and they wanted to get rid of it.  But there has to be a better way. Next time I buy a car, I’m going to go through a broker. It’s worth a few hundred dollars to have someone else do the leg work.

Of course, it rained this morning, which it never does in Southern California, but weather be damned I put the top down this morning.

Inbox Influx

I know this is an old topic, but it still sort of blows my mind. I just deleted 425 e-mails out of my work e-mail inbox. I still have 1072 messages that I can’t quite part with yet. These are all related to projects that are ongoing. This, by the way, doesn’t include the messages that I’ve filed. My inbox is inundated. (And this? This is the slow time of the year for me.) The 1072 doesn’t even include the lame response e-mails like “thanks” or “got it.”

It’s insane, right? 1072 doesn’t cover my two personal e-mail accounts.

Most of the work-related e-mail is pretty important. It consists of feedback and approvals from clients. I also have e-mails from vendors and bosses. My e-mail (personal and professional) gets forwarded to my Blackberry. Which means I’m tethered to my desk 24 hours a day, whether I’m actually working or not.

Even when we were on vacation this summer, both of us had our Blackberrys. And God forbid you don’t respond to someone’s e-mail in two seconds—never mind the fact that you’re two continents and three time zones away—they freak out and resend. Or call. There’s no such thing as business hours anymore.

The sad thing is the more connected we are, the less connected we really are. Most days my husband I are too busy talk so we’ll text message each other. Or e-mail. I IM my best friend during the day. We talk when we see each other every other week.

I wish I could just disconnect from it all for one day. Work-wise I can’t. But I’m curious if anyone out there has put limits on this stuff. Have you drawn the line on when and how often you check your e-mail (and no, it doesn’t count that your internet was down)? Have you ever just selected all and hit delete?

E-mail me with your responses!

PS: By the time I finished this post, I had 1132 e-mails.

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