And That Milkaholic Lindsay Wasn’t Over?
Milk-a-What?!
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million (for “pain and suffering” no less), accusing them of modeling their boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its new ad after her.
Her lawyer argues that if the baby’s name was Oprah or Madonna E-Trade would have been sued and that Lindsay has the same single-name recognition. “They used the name Lindsay,” the attorney said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think it’s safe to say that no one (NO ONE!) is saying that it’s Linsday Lohan. And thinking she’s in the same stratosphere at Madonna or Oprah? Really? Could you BE any more delusional?!
Lindsay should put her focus on getting her shit together instead of bullshit attention-grabbing crap like this.
And shame on her shyster attorney for even bringing forth such a bullshit frivolous lawsuit.
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Until I started writing this post I had no idea that I had such hatred toward Lindsay Lohan!
Issa
Someone needs to bitch slap her. The name Lindsay was in the top 20 for much of the early 80′s. Dumb shit.
Mary
This cow makes me stabby! I hate that she is given any press. Rumor is that she is moving to England. And while I wouldn’t wish her on the lovely people across the pond, the sooner she goes, the better.
Kim @ Beautiful Wreck
I never ever thought that. She must be on crack and her attorney too.
kate
I disagree. I think she is a genius*, and if this works I am immediately suing someone rich named Kate for…something. I don’t know what yet, but I know I could use $100 million!
*kidding of course – delusional nutbag
XUP
She is a very messed up young lady and one who reportedly is very hard up for money — not being on the A-list of people who Hollywood is hiring to do stuff… or even the B list… or even on any list at all, except the shit list
Mo
It’s sad that she doesn’t seem to have anyone in her life to point her in the right direction. Her parents are riding her coat-tails for their own notoriety and no one is telling her to stop being irresponsible and to grow up.
absurdbeats
I do like how this post appeared just after the zen-breathe one. . . . Ha!
Eve
Can we just have one kid star grow up normal? I’m hoping Will Smith’s kid, that’s looking A-dorable in the Karate Kid remake, stays sane. If not, let Mo at him!